When Jesus throws on the shades and says, “I’m telling Dad,” you know it’s about to get biblical. This hilarious tee is the perfect mix of holy and hilarious, perfect for anyone who loves their faith with a side of attitude. Great for church gatherings, youth group laughs, or just keeping folks in check — spiritually and stylishly.
👀 Rock it. Shock ‘em. And remind them: He’s watching… and He’s telling Dad.
👉 Tag someone who needs a divine warning!
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Double-needle stitching ensures durability for long-lasting wear.
- Constructed without side seams for a sleek appearance and reduced fabric waste.
- Garment-dyed fabric offers a soft texture and vibrant colors.
- Made from 100% US cotton, ethically sourced and sustainably produced.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
