No subscription, no scandal—just a whole bunch of blades and breeze. This shirt is the ultimate dad-joke dropkick to expectations. Perfect for confusing boomers, disappointing pervs, and making strangers laugh at the grocery store. Whether you're into box fans, tower fans, or puns that slap harder than summer heat—this tee blows... in the best way. 🌀😏💨
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Double-needle stitching ensures durability and longevity.
- Made with garment-dyed fabric for a soft texture and unique colors.
- Pre-shrunk cotton guarantees size retention after washing.
- Ethically produced with 100% US-grown cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
