🚣♂️ SH*T CREEK SURVIVOR 🛶
Ever found yourself up sh*t creek... without a paddle? Well, good news — you made it out (and now you can prove it)! 💩🌲
This hilarious tee is perfect for anyone who's survived life's messiest moments and paddled their way back to dry land.
✔️ Bold & cheeky design
✔️ Soft, comfy fit for all your wild adventures
✔️ Guaranteed to get laughs and knowing nods 😏
🎁 Makes a great gift for that one friend who's always just barely holding it together... or hey, maybe that's you 😅
➡️ Tap to grab yours and wear your survival story with pride!
#ShitCreekSurvivor #PaddleOn #FunnyTshirts #LifeIsAMessDressForIt
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Double-needle stitching for enhanced durability.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and vibrant color.
- 100% US cotton for ultimate comfort and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
