Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the barn… he pulls you back in. This shirt is for the undisputed boss of the barnyard, the head honcho of hooves, the legend who doesn’t kid around. Whether you're a dad, a goat enthusiast, or just dangerously punny—this tee makes you the don of drip.
🎩 Classic mob vibes, pasture-approved
🐐 Gives “greatest of all time” a whole new meaning
💬 Comes with respect, intimidation, and mild goat odor (not really… maybe)
Wear it. Own it. Rule the herd. Or at least make 'em laugh trying.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
- Made from soft, 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Double-needle stitching ensures durability
- Garment-dyed fabric adds a unique soft texture
- Ethically produced with a two-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
