Some heroes wear capes. Others wear mustard. đźŚ
Introducing the “Throat Goat” tee—perfect for anyone who performs under pressure, serves up sass, and isn’t afraid to go full gluck gluck in life (and lunch).
đźš« Not for the faint of heart.
âś… Approved by hot dog stand legends everywhere.
***Slide this in your cart before grandma sees it.***
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Seamless design for a cleaner look and less waste.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric for a unique texture.
- Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
