Introducing the “Tomorrow Is Not Promised, Be a Hoe Today” shirt — because life is short, dignity is overrated, and that DM isn’t going to slide itself. 🙃
This retro-font masterpiece is the wardrobe equivalent of drinking bottom-shelf tequila on a Tuesday and texting your ex "wyd" with zero shame. It's bold. It's chaotic. It's your new lifestyle mantra.
Made for the fearless, the flirtatious, and the ones who treat every day like it’s their last Wi-Fi signal — this shirt says, “Carpe diem,” but make it unhinged.
Whether you're dancing on tables, ghosting your situationship, or just vibing with your bad decisions, this shirt’s got you covered (barely).
✨ One size fits all personalities: Wild, Wilder, and “Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.”
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable with double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances visual appeal.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric for a unique texture and color.
- Made from ethically grown 100% US cotton, ensuring sustainability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Every Dripline Threads shirt is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks—soft, breathable, and built to last through years of wear. Because quality takes time, each order spends about 7–10 days in production before shipping. We think you’ll agree the wait is worth it. And if you’re not 100% happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
